The Story About a Woman Who Was Cheating on Her Husband, Her Son and Her Lover

The Story About a Woman Who Was Cheating on Her Husband, Her Son and Her Lover

A woman has started and affair and is meeting her lover while the husband is at work. She also has a young son at the age of 9 who is at home while she meets her lover. The son hides in the bedroom closet and sees the two making love. At that time the husband suddenly comes home from work an hour early.

Trying to hide the lover the woman tells him to hide in the closet, not knowing that the son is already hiding there. The two have an interesting conversation while in the closet:

The kid: You can’t see anything in this closet.

The man: Yeah.

The kid: I have a baseball bat, too bad you can’t see it .

The man: I’m sure it’s super cool.

The kid: Would you like to buy it?

The man: Thanks, but I’m not interested.

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The kid: But my father is right outside.

The man: Ok, I’ll buy it, how much do you want for it?

The kid: 250$

A few weeks later the same things happen, the lover and the boy find themselves hiding in the closet again.

The kid: You can’t see anything in this closet.

The man: Yeah.

The kid: I have a baseball glove, too bad you can’t see it

Now the lover remembers their earlier conversation and cuts right to the chase.

The man: Ok, I’ll buy it, how much do you want for it?

The kid: 750$

A few days later, the father asks his son to go out and play baseball but the boy tells him that he’s sold his bat and glove. The father asks his son for how much and the son replies 1000$.

The father gets furious and tells his son that it’s wrong to charge his friends so much for just a bat and a glove. He tells him that he needs to go to the church and confess his sins.

He takes his son to the church and sends him to the confession booth.

Once inside the confession room, the boy says:

You can’t see anything in this booth.

The priest hears him and replies: Oh no, not you again!

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